Age: 0 years
I was born a female in Chattanooga, United States. I was conceived in the park on a picnic blanket.
My birthday is November 20. I am a Scorpio.
My Name is Zelda Cook.
My father is Bubba Cook, an actor (age 42).
My mother is Layla cook, a flight attendant (age 33).
Age: 2 years
Mexico has blamed a slew of recent car bombs in the city center of Mexico City on Australia.
Age: 3 years
Recent accusations from Nathaniel Pastor, leader of Panama, have instigated war between Australia and Mexico.
Age: 5 years
Australia's military strategies have been leaked and compromised, forcing a retreat from the ongoing war with Mexico.
The death toll from the war reached 2,152 with an additional 8,409 injured.
I am suffering from the flu.
Dr. Keenan Lukes said I am suffering from the flu.
He treated my flu.
I am cured of the flu.
Age: 6 years
I started elementary school.
Age: 10 years
I resisted the temptation to rip a joke in front of my class.
I asked my father for money and he gave me $4.
My mother said she couldn't give me any money.
I took my mother swimming.
My mother said she couldn't give me any money.
My father said he couldn't give me any money.
My father refused to give me any money.
My mother refused to give me any money.
I began studying harder for elementary school.
Age: 13 years
I asked Isaac Oliver out and he rejected me.
Age: 15 years
I started high school.
I studied for high school until I went cross-eyed.
Age: 16 years
I passed my driving test and got a driving license.
Age: 17 years
Newly discovered precious natural resources have been found in Turkey, resulting in an export rivalry with Iran.
Age: 18 years
I graduated from high school.
Age: 19 years
My mother expressed concern that I don't have a job. I decided to see what jobs were available.
I applied for the position of Apprentice Midwife at Chattanooga General Hospital but didn't get an interview.
I applied for the position of Jr. Physical Therapist at Eternal Medical Center but didn't get an interview.
I applied for the position of Principal at Chattanooga Public Schools but didn't get an interview.
I applied for the position of Advanced Clinician at Chattanooga General Hospital but didn't get an interview.
I applied for the position of Computer Programmer at Mountain Communications but didn't get an interview.
I applied for the position of Cameraman at Rainbow Broadcasting Corporation but didn't get an interview.
I applied for the position of Sr. Environmental Scientist at Alliance Health but didn't get an interview.
I applied for the position of School Teacher at Chattanooga Public Schools but didn't get an interview.
I applied for the position of Sr. IT Support at Morning Glory Properties but didn't get an interview.
I applied for the position of School Psychologist at Chattanooga Public Schools but didn't get an interview.
I applied for the position of Jr. Banker at Rosebud Community Bank but didn't get an interview.
I was hired for the position of Trooper for Chattanooga Police Department with a salary of $38,995.
Age: 20 years
I've been considering exploring my flogging fetish.
I asked my father for money and he gave me $23.
I asked my mother for money and she gave me $30.
I worked out at Chattanooga Gym.
I am suffering from the flu.
I went to the emergency room.
Age: 21 years
I refused to join social media.
I had acupuncture.
I visited the chiropractor.
I had colon Hydrotherapy.
I visited the psychiatrist for a shock therapy session.
I visited the psychiatrist.
A witch doctor offered me a red and white mushroom.
I took a red and white mushroom.
Dr. Keenan Lukes said I am not suffering from any conditions.
I visited the psychiatrist for a shock therapy session.
I began working harder in my job as Trooper.
My hard work at Chattanooga Police Department didn't go unnoticed.
Age: 22 years
I have been promoted to Corporal with a salary of $45,426.
I told my father that he's fascinating.
My father told me to stop asking him for money.
My father and I had a heart-to-heart about which would be worse, having an annoying voice or snorting every time you laugh.
I tried to give $5 to my father but he refused it.
I took my father to the theater to see Volunteer Of The New World.
Age: 24 years
My father retired.
I am suffering from pneumonia.
I had acupuncture.
I visited the chiropractor.
I had colon hydrotherapy.
I received homeopathic treatment.
I went to the emergency room.
Dr. Sandra Nix said I am suffering from pneumonia.
She treated my pneumonia.
I am cured of pneumonia.
A which doctor offered me dill weed.
I asked my father for money and he gave me $32.
My mother told me to stop asking her for money.
My father and I talked about which would be worse, having an annoying voice or snorting every time you laugh.
I visited Fidelity Hotel & Casino.
I lost $500 in a hand of blackjack at Fidelity Hotel & Casino.
I visited Chattanooga Nation Casino.
I lost $500 in a hand of blackjack at Chattanooga Nation Casino.
I decided to have a one night stand with Jose Hole.
I practiced safe sex.
I asked Jude Gay on a date and he rejected me.
I decided to have a one night stand with Master Fingerman.
I practiced unsafe sex.
Dr. Keenan Lukes said I am not suffering from any conditions.
I meditated.
I decided to have a one night stand with Hareem Begay.
I practiced unsafe sex.
I decided to have a one night stand with Harry Ballze.
I practiced unsafe sex.
I have been diagnosed with gonorrhea.
Age: 25 years
I have been promoted to Sergeant with a salary of $51,857.
Dr. Keenan said I am suffering from gonorrhea.
He treated my gonorrhea.
I am cured of gonorrhea.
I decided to have a one night stand with Manuel Jordan.
I practiced unsafe sex.
I decided to have a one night stand with Colin Pincock.
I practiced unsafe sex.
I decided to have a one night stand with Jason Bohner.
I practiced safe sex.
I decided to have a one night stand with Raymond Pound.
I practiced unsafe sex.
I have been diagnosed with gonorrhea.
I decided to have a one night stand with Mark Sanders.
I practiced unsafe sex.
I have been diagnosed with hepatitis B.
I decided to have a one night stand with Raymond Aguilar.
I practiced unsafe sex. I gave him gonorrhea.
I decided to have a one night stand with Pierre Williams.
I practiced safe sex.
I decided to have a one night stand with De'Andre Joyner.
I practiced unsafe sex. I gave him gonorrhea.
I went to the emergency room.
Dr. Sandra Nix said I am suffering from gonorrhea and hepatitis B.
She treated my hepatitis B.
I am cured of hepatitis B.
Dr. Keenan Lukes said I am suffering from gonorrhea.
He treated my gonorrhea.
I am cured of gonorrhea.
Age: 26 years
I am required to serve 20 days on jury duty.
Age: 29 years
Sweden has denounced Iran on account of fraud and corruption.
I turned down a free Ford Mustang that was offered to me by the developer of BitLife.
Age: 30 years
I decided to have a one night stand with Kawhi Grossweiner.
I practiced unsafe sex.
I have been diagnosed with hepatitis B.
I decided to have a one night stand with Julian Owens.
I practiced unsafe sex.
I have been diagnosed with syphilis.
I decided to have a one night stand with Johnny Harvey.
I practiced safe sex.
I decided to have a one night stand with Jimmy Hooper.
I practiced safe sex.
I decided to have a one night stand with Jaylen Beaver.
I practiced unsafe sex. I gave him gonorrhea.
I decided to have a one night stand with Charles Colbert.
I practiced unsafe sex.
I have been diagnosed with genital herpes.
Dr. Keenan Lukes said I am suffering from hepatitis B, syphilis, and genital herpes.
H treated my genital herpes.
I am cured of genital herpes.
I am now dating Manuel Garcia.
I asked Dash Bright on a date and he rejected me.
I decided to have a one night stand with Trayvon Brown.
I practiced safe sex.
Manuel does not want to have a threesome.
I shouted at Manuel for not wanting to have a threesome.
The dating app paired me with a mail carrier named Stanley Jones.
Manuel Garcia left me.
The dating app paired me with a marine biologist named Darnell Perez.
Stanley Jones left me.
